New favorite quote!

" I TRAVEL NOT TO GO ANYWHERE, BUT TO GO. I TRAVEL FOR TRAVEL'S SAKE"

So true!

Some excellent trips coming up!

And last but not least....

"If the girlfriends don't get you, a sweetheart sure will"

February Top 10 List!!!

Well since I haven't done a top 10 list in awhile I shall keep it going!

1) Lucero - 'Nobody's Darlings' (Tattoo anyone??)

2) Two Cow Garage - 'Speaking in Cursive' (Something good did come outta Ohio!)

3) Drag The River - 'Bad at Breaking Up' (Punks turned country)

4) Jameson & Ginger (Always)

5) House Wine (Best wine ever... thanks Amy!)

6) The Hangover (Doesn't get old)

7) American Dumpster - 'Rumor Mill' (Thanks Agent!)

8) Receiving a topless pic with 'I heart Stevie' across her chest (hot!)

9) Pawn Shop (Best show on TV)

10) Cory Branan (He really DOES play the wildest shows)

Happy Valentines day everyone! I leave you with a quote " True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen." -Francois de la Rochefoucauld

-Steve

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Well.... I may or may not have seen Jerry Springer at a bar last night!

If it was Jerry, a few observations...

1) Can drink martinis like its no ones business

2) Eats french fries plain

3) Talks with his hands a lot

4) Did not take to kindly to Amy and I staring at him and attempting to take pictures

5) Not as tough without his bald security guru Steve

-S

"And this goddamn guitars....

never quite in tune, I'd leave it behind if it weren't all I could do....All sewn up with bad tattoos"

Ooooooh Lucero!

New tattoo this friday!

Annnnnnnd booking my room for the Philly tattoo convention as we speak!

-S

"Does this hair style make my ego look big?"

OK... wow.... I'm speechless....

*deep breaths...deep breaths*

If anyone knows me they know I'm a big fan of my home state, good ol Jersey... no matter how much I travel, I always end up back here, and it always feels great. Whenever anyone hears NJ they think "great....asshole.... extra large coffee in one hand, and a middle finger on the other." It's fucking Jersey! We have produced some earth shattering things... Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Ham, The Sopranos, just to name a few.... All these reason its makes me proud to be from good ol Dirty Jersey... until now.....

I am officially at my wits end!

I found out the reason behind all things evil in this world and it starts with MTV (Empty V) and the 'Jersey Shore' It seriously frustrates me to no end, when people see this train wreck of a show they will associate NJ with it, not the positives I previously mentioned. I was flipping through the tube and stopped on this show and lasted 3 minutes, until my blood pressure rose, my hands turned to fists, and my brain cells were decreasing with every word spoken. I have never seen more spray on fake tans, fake muscles, and fake boobs. Any guy that has a nickname "The Situation" deserves to be locked in a room for 10 minutes with a few Hells Angels. And the girl with the nickname "snooki" ?!? "Hi.... welcome to planned parenthood".... I can't figure this show out, and more importantly can't figure out why its even on TV?!?!

A few of my observations:

1) Horrible....Horrible tattoos

2) The guys shirts are tighter then the girls

3) The BRIGHTEST white sneakers I've ever seen in my life

4) They DON'T deserve a Scarface poster

5) And... The WORST, absolute WORST hair I have ever seen in my life... Don King thinks your hairs fucked up

Seriously what's with that one heathen? He could be lifting weights in a wind tunnel, and that hair would NOT move, are you kidding me?!?! This seriously is hurting my head.

I'm from Jersey, I love the shore, and this officially ruined it for me, I REFUSE to go back to where these cretins where. Just doesn't feel right. It used to be about funnel cake, and rides, and skee ball. Now its about "this ho" and "that playa" and i'm tying a noose as we speak....

And to top it all off, this one clever fucker just said "I wanna put pickles under her bed" that was the final straw.... WHAT?!?!?! Who says/thinks that?! Pickles??!?!?! Fucking really?!?!?! I think the steroids shot through their arms, and landed right in their cerebellum, and exploded like a fire work!

I can go on all night about this, but if i do I will almost guarantee a trip to the ER. I just wish these kids parents knew about birth control.

So please...please.... PLEASE don't think of these kids when you think about Jersey, we have much more to offer then this train wreck. So please go back to thinking of the middle finger when you think about Jersey... Thank you!

-Steve

"I...I Need a Picture of this Cat...."

Greetings from 'Tattooed Moms'.... the best bar in Philly....

"Did That Just Blow Your Mind?!"

After a loooong night on South St in Philly....

I'm pretty sure I was having a conversation with this mannequin... Don't judge me....

-Steve