Men who "talk" to Deer's

So maybe I should clarify My whole "Talking to Deers" on an earlier post, in the middle of the night I found myself outside smoking a cigarette and about 10 feet from me stands a deer...yes asshole... a real deer. He is just staring at me...I ask the deer "What are you doing so far from home buddy?"

The deer doesn't move... to which i reply... "Me?? aww no buddy i live here, just drinking some whiskey, having a cigarette, you know the whole 'better to burn out then to fade away'" I find funny, nothing from the deer. Tough crowd...

Believe it or not, this deer does not move and just stares at me. My whole mindset was "IF you keep talking to him, no way would he attack you" Which then raises the question...do deers attack, i mean I know they have the shows "When animals attack" but not sure if I ever saw a deer on there. I ask the deer that question, no reply...

So after a good 10 minutes of deer talking and smoking cigarettes, the whiskey is making everything spin, so the bed is calling. I actually said goodnight to the deer and went inside.

Lay down in bed, and 1 minute later my Blackberry goes off, (Who is texting me at this time of night) a good friend of mine, her text says "Stevie im drunk and need a good laugh, tell me something" After wondering if I would be committed if i told this story, I told her... to her reply....

"Stevie your either a genius, or the dumbest, most irrelevant person I know"

And on that note.... I text back "all of the above, goodnight"