OMG!

Really?? Like seriously???

One of those Jonas heathens got married?!? I seriously thought they were all 12!

There is officially no justice left in this world! Not only do they "make music" Is that what their calling it? And now their getting married before they can even walk into a neon sign and order a whiskey? When will the madness end?

I wonder which of the cretins will first emerge as being caught doing blow off a skanky hookers ass... Only time will tell!

I may not have much, but if there's one thing I'm thrilled I'm not... It's that I'm not a Jonas. (C)