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Sooo a few weeks ago my buddies and I were at a bar in CT watching the Ravens/Patriots game...on Direct TV....and it decided to cut out every 2 minutes. Therefore i now have great animosity towards Direct Tv. To prove it here is the e-mail I sent them:
Hi direct tv....
The amish called they want their technology back....
Your product is shameful and that's an understatement. How can sell something that costs an arm and a leg and it barely works?! So if there inclement weather outside your product pretty much shits the bed. Now that's great if you live in an area that there's never wind, rain or snow. Unfortunately I do not have that option. Seriously your product doesn't work with bad weather?! "Hi direct tv, welcome to planet earth" I'm pretty sure mother nature is not a direct tv subscriber. You really need to come up with a better satellite. I might as well put a wok up on my roof and right direct tv in it....I'd get the same results. And save alotta money in the process to put towards my cable provider which works despite the weather (you heard that correctly, I don't have direct tv)
But I'm no stranger to it. I know your selling point is the NFL package which is fine and dandy considering football happens during the winter when weather is at its worst. Although I was watching Ravens/Patriots a few weeks back at a bar in CT (state in the east which at any time can have bad weather) with some fellow scholars as myself. Outside....a gorgeous day! The kinda day that makes you happy to be alive. Inside "first down".....signal cuts out...."He airs it out and...." ....signal cuts out. So now direct tv doesn't work in bad weather or in perfect weather?!? Do I need to be on top a mountain to watch direct tv so the signal doesn't get blocked. So not only did you raise my blood pressure...your also the reason the Ravens lost that game. How do you sleep with yourself at night?
So to sum it up. Please fix your product because as we all know word of mouth is killer and I have a big mouth...ill scream it from mountain tops....and I have no problem getting there since THAT'S WHERE I NEED TO BE TO WATCH DIRECT TV WITHOUT IT TELLING ME TO CALL YOU GUYS EVERY 2 MINUTES!!!
The amish called they want their technology back....
Your product is shameful and that's an understatement. How can sell something that costs an arm and a leg and it barely works?! So if there inclement weather outside your product pretty much shits the bed. Now that's great if you live in an area that there's never wind, rain or snow. Unfortunately I do not have that option. Seriously your product doesn't work with bad weather?! "Hi direct tv, welcome to planet earth" I'm pretty sure mother nature is not a direct tv subscriber. You really need to come up with a better satellite. I might as well put a wok up on my roof and right direct tv in it....I'd get the same results. And save alotta money in the process to put towards my cable provider which works despite the weather (you heard that correctly, I don't have direct tv)
But I'm no stranger to it. I know your selling point is the NFL package which is fine and dandy considering football happens during the winter when weather is at its worst. Although I was watching Ravens/Patriots a few weeks back at a bar in CT (state in the east which at any time can have bad weather) with some fellow scholars as myself. Outside....a gorgeous day! The kinda day that makes you happy to be alive. Inside "first down".....signal cuts out...."He airs it out and...." ....signal cuts out. So now direct tv doesn't work in bad weather or in perfect weather?!? Do I need to be on top a mountain to watch direct tv so the signal doesn't get blocked. So not only did you raise my blood pressure...your also the reason the Ravens lost that game. How do you sleep with yourself at night?
So to sum it up. Please fix your product because as we all know word of mouth is killer and I have a big mouth...ill scream it from mountain tops....and I have no problem getting there since THAT'S WHERE I NEED TO BE TO WATCH DIRECT TV WITHOUT IT TELLING ME TO CALL YOU GUYS EVERY 2 MINUTES!!!
So please let me know if this is true.... Does direct tv stand for:
Don't
Invest
Ridiculously
Earned
Cash
To
This
Vasectomy
Please confirm?
Hey Direct TV.... What's the opposite of above me?
I look forward to your reply.
Signed....
FDTV
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You had us all rolling...:) tHe opposite of above me is BeLOW me love matt mike Danielle Amy and green
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