Do's and Dont's...

It's no wonder I can't sleep....

Don't: Meet girls at tattoo websites, tattoo conventions, bars, work, shows

Do: Spend more time at Farmers Markets, Craft Fairs, and Bingo Night

Don't: Kick it with cousins

Do: Ask for a family tree prior to date # 2

Don't: Have sex in a library parking lot

Do: Look for girls at a library, preferably in the self help, or alcohol abuse sections

Don't: Get a girls name tattooed on you

Do: Get old school traditional tattoos (i.e. Sailor Jerry)

Don't: Date a girl where bubblegum pop is her pissed off music

Do: Date that girl only after you have introduced her to Black Flag

Don't: Date a girl that likes the Steelers, Phillies

Do: Date a girl that likes the Ravens and Dodgers

Don't: Go to California and fear you will wake up in bathtub full of ice

Do: Go to Memphis any chance you get

Don't: Be someones seashell

Do: Shield your feet from seashells during beach football

Don't: Play Strip Wii bowling

Do: Attend Strip Clubs

Don't: Propose to strippers

Do: Propose to Kat Von D

Don't: Go to NYC for a job interview

Do: Go to NYC in search of the Johnny Cash shirt that was stolen from you

Don't: Receive head in the CBGB's bathroom, while your bass player smashes the mirror

Do: Receive head in St. Marks Pizza's bathroom, then eat delicious pizza

Steve do this, Steve do that....Steve.. don't do that...