Ho Ho Ho..... Shut your legs....

Wow, the world is officially ending.... First I would like to start with the news & Santa... yes Santa. So they want the 'new' Santa to be slim and more fit, to coax kids into being healthy. They also want Santa to say "Ha Ha Ha" instead of "Ho Ho Ho" so he doesn't degrade women. OK Here we go.... First, Santa has always been plump, that's who he is, don't fuck with the classics. I can see a little kid going up to a metro-sexual santa asking for a X-Box 360, and Metro Santa saying "Are you sure?? I could get you a gift certificate to a gym, then get your nails done, then tickets to everyones favorite reason for drinking the Jonas Brothers... What the fuck!!???!!!! Keep the old skool Santa, out of shape, over weight, and smelling of whiskey, (Check out the NYC Santa's)

Then.. they can't say "Ho Ho Ho" it needs to be "Ha Ha Ha" So instead were going to have a Santa that sounds like he's taking over the world, perfect! Cuz' I would feel great with my kid ( if i had one) sitting on Santas lap as he just laughs... gross. And why are we being PC for whores?!? This is crazy to me. Like a girl is going to be at the mall and hear Santa say "Ho Ho Ho" and she's going to scream "IT WAS COLLEGE!!! and who watches Girls Gone Wild anyways?!" At that point I would chime in with a raised hand as disgruntled former bad decision maker gives Santa everyones favorite universal sign...

So in any event.... If the day comes that I have kids of my own and this keeps up... There will be no Slim, weightlifting, creepy laughing Santa coming for my kids, no way! My kids will be brought presents from the fallen Ramones, that's right kiddies, Joey, Dee Dee & Johnny will be coming down to bring you gifts, XBox 360, High Def TV's, and some good Rock n Roll Records, that still have some fucking attitude to it (so help me if I hear one more song about a guy singing, about some girl that left him in high school, and crying about it, and at the end of the song the guy singing, gets his period, that's right folks, he does!) So to sum up my random rant about shit that pisses me off, don't fuck with the original, don't be so PC over everything, makes me sick. Bullshit, AND last but not least... even with 3 fallen members.... The Ramones can STILL kick the shit out of about 99.9% of the bands out there right now!