Currently Driving home, looking forward to that bottle waiting for me.
It's just so hard to say 'no' to a pretty face these days. A few examples:
"Sure pretty lady at the counter, I'll sign up for a membership for your massage place"
**Editors note: No happy ending**
"Sure darling, i have no problem going to a book signing on a Sunday during football season"
"Sure gorgeous I have no problem walking your puppy, that is wearing a sweater, and dressed nicer to me"
"Broadway play about the love between two animals, how can i say no to that. Lets go"
These are a few currently in my mind, i could add more, but the cop behind me doesn't seem to fond of me swerving and typing.
I gotta practice this whole "I don't think that would be a great idea" saying...
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